There goes my dream, out the window and smashed on the floor.....

As much as I love my cat, I have a secret love affair with ducati i have always wanted one and will get one eventually, but after reading this

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I don't think I could live with the shame of owning a duc anymore......

At least we can hope he won't be around much longer to deafen us with his crap "music".

As I am currently jobless and I was thinking of putting together a hit team, bin laden hit esque to go state side and take the beiber out

That way I might be able to keep my dream alive....

I'll come with you. I've never actually heard any of his music (?) but his hairstyle annoys me. Then you can have his bike After we've properly disinfected it, that is

Anything he touches turns to Gold! Young, good looking and a multi-millionaire....Not at all envious are we Dave ??

He's every 13 year old girls dream and he would of been mine at that age too. My Daughters bedroom is covered in posters, lyrics, photos etc etc etc....

I had crushes on David Cassidy & David Essex when I was 13

Goxethee wrote:I had crushes on David Cassidy & David Essex when I was 13

Slightly before my time, I was more Duran Duran and Aha

This thread is making me sick ...... in more ways than one!

Thanks Ellie, I had a lovely mixture of 'Take On Me' & 'Hungry Like The Wolf' on the brain all the way home from work - to the point where I realised I was singing this curious hybrid out loud, visor up too...

Partner was brushing her wee boys (aged 6) hair last week before I took him to school. He has a fair old mop at the moment it has to be said, so she had been brushing the front like Beiber's.

I then heard him utter the line "No Mummy, no more beaver!"

Picture of Greencat on his Duc.....woops I meant Bieber!

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Hah, it's not the Stealth version
That boy has no taste!

I may have to set up the domain thegreencatshrine.com and you can all worship me there?

greencat wrote:Hah, it's not the Stealth version
That boy has no taste!

I may have to set up the domain thegreencatshrine.com and you can all worship me there?

Yes oh great one.

I hope he never rides the thing, he hasnt even got a license yet, if he's never seen in public riding it i might be ok, but goxethee I agree on taking the bike after we take him out...

and nah ellie I am not jealous, yeah the millions would be nice, but to be an annoying shortarse that looks like a baby who's voice will never deepen and is universally hated... i'll stick with my empty bank account and ugly mug haha

Not that I am bitter or anything........

Universally hated? He has 20.8 million followers on twitter.lol.

and there are 6 billion people in the world

LOL, that's probably the population of 13 year old girls in the world.

haha probbly true, I jam not a fan of him or his music, but as I am a 23 year old man and not a teenager that was probably going to be the case all along.....

It's prolly just for looking at, I'm sure his mum/minders wouldn't let him go out on it for fear he'd be rammed into a tree by some poor overwrought parent driven mad by repeat plays of 'Baby'...

I think he's rather cute and a good role model (at the moment!)

just wait till he finds the hard drugs and booze

That's why I said 'at the moment' lol