Never being nice and helpful ever again

Guest Mon Nov 14 2011, 07:03

One of my work colleagues was in need of a favour the other day - having promised to take his son to see England play someone or other at footie when he was the only one rostered to work there was no way he'd get the time off so - helpful Suzie stepped up to the plate despite her hatred of footie and volunteered to work it for him.

All went well until lunchtime-ish i showed out my last customer for the day and, as always, for the last bit of the procedure sat down on the chair that they had been on to finish off and seal everything up in view of the camera. This time however as soon as i sat on the vacated chair i got a rather unpleasant surprise - it was soaking wet - and so was i - through to the skin :( i jumped up yelling something that, needless to say, i hope doesn't get played in any subsequent court room.

The front office staff thought it hilarious and chose that moment to inform me of the person's 'little problem' and helpfully informed me that 'yeah it'll be urine' Sick

Luckily i near enough passed my own front door on the way back to the office so i sat on towels in the car, went home and got washed and changed - think i've more than earned my tax refund on cleaning uniform clothing!

**billyw** Mon Nov 14 2011, 08:06

No, no, no, no - I am off for a shower after just reading this never mind experiencing it!

**YZFJohn** Mon Nov 14 2011, 09:34

Oooohh! Nasty. nurse

You could catch something!

**ellie** Mon Nov 14 2011, 09:58

I can sympathise....but I suppose it's classed as a hazard of my job, having said that, there are far worse human bodily products to sit in green smile

**greencat** Mon Nov 14 2011, 19:37

Yes Ellie, I believe you were up to your neck in 'it' when you decided to take the alternative route back to BC this year!

Suzie - not nice! Make good use of your allowance. Hopefully it'll be a while before the faint whiff of 'eau d'urine' become your signature scent! Shocked

**ellie** Mon Nov 14 2011, 19:46

greencat wrote:Yes Ellie, I believe you were up to your neck in 'it' when you decided to take the alternative route back to BC this year!

Everyones a comedian green smile

I was in the bath having a cup of tea, had I known a bunch of leather clad bikers were hot under the collar looking for me I would have left the door on the latch pmsl

Guest Tue Nov 15 2011, 07:50

ellie wrote:I can sympathise....but I suppose it's classed as a hazard of my job, having said that, there are far worse human bodily products to sit in

this is true - i suppose in every cloud there's a silver lining ponder