Hosepipe Ban

I've heard that all the southerners will be having a hosepipe ban imposed.

You're welcome to come North of the border and borrow mine for a small fee.

Not long till we're selling you our lovely Scottish water I expect.



[Split the topic from DaiSan's clean bike - Steve]

Never mind Scotland's oil, it'll be Scotland's water next!

Funny you should mention that.

The only thing the Tory Party in Scotland sorry, Scotland's only Tory brought to the table during the last election was privatising Scotland's water.

No surprises there, given the revenue would flow south faster than the water.

I've heard that all the southerners will be having a hosepipe ban imposed.

You're welcome to come North of the border and borrow mine for a small fee.

Not long till we're selling you our lovely Scottish water I expect..

Its ok Rosco I will be drinking a lot of water from now on so I can clean my cat with my urine ...its like a pressure washer you know

So maybe not 'goes like 541T off a shovel' and more 'stinks of p155'

Probably wouldn't suggest that even if it's on fire as it could be an electrical one.

They may take our lives....but they will never take our water?

Rosco wrote:You're welcome to come North of the border and borrow mine for a small fee.

Had thought of that - thanks ... only problem might be, is your hose pipe long enough for me to drag it back home?
on second thoughts, you have soft water there .. umm not compatible with the lime scale laden stuff we get, might break something

I've been ahead of this ban for the last couple of years.

a) don't wash the bike that often
b) managed to wash the bike yesterday with my pump up hose pipe gizmo and used only 5l of water

I'm just waiting for some wise crack to challenge me with my car grade garden sprayer gizmo for wasting water and they get into their car and drive to the car wash!

But the weathers so bad North of the border your pipes will be frozen

So maybe not 'goes like 541T off a shovel' and more 'stinks of p155'

Probably wouldn't suggest that even if it's on fire as it could be an electrical one.

Do you ever switch off

Surely talking dirty turns everyone on.

i can,t wait for share a bath next doors only a 23year old blonde

Rosco wrote:I've heard that all the southerners will be having a hosepipe ban imposed.

You're welcome to come North of the border and borrow mine for a small fee.

Not long till we're selling you our lovely Scottish water I expect.



[Split the topic from DaiSan's clean bike - Steve]

The wife told me that she had already imposed a hosepipe ban.

cards wrote:i can,t wait for share a bath next doors only a 23year old blonde

Bet she's shi**ing herself!!

Roll The Bones wrote:The wife told me that she had already imposed a hosepipe ban. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I remember that ban, was soon after I said "I do" :(

i remember that i wonder if i can get a annulment do to none
consumation after 34 years

cards wrote:i remember that i wonder if i can get a annulment do to none
consumation after 34 years

Yet you have children Pete, Is Fred the Virgin Mary???

looks to the east what star shine,s yonder gabby

Why, 'tis not a star.
'Tis an insane Tory wielding promissory tablets of improvements unto the people's through the free market.

But lo', the promises are as broken as their pipes, and the wet places have become barren and dry,
Yet wine still flows in abundance in the halls of the few,
while the gardens of the peoples turn to sand, and their chariots become festooned with filth.

Yet wine still flows in abundance in the halls of the few,

Pleased my taxes are going to good use!