tis I .............belated salutations

**howlingdog** Sun May 30 2010, 08:14

belated greetings to you all
hi my name is jack (jax) to my friends. I am also known as the catalist....due to my tendency to light the fuse ....well you have already experianced that Twisted Evil

I no longer have access to a thundercat but have fond memories of riding it...was trawling the net for entertainment and stumbled upon this site and thought........whynot? so I popped in and think I will stay for a while...tis fun in here paraangel

I live some where in this godforsaken cuntry............I work to keep the goverment well fed and so that they may keep ducks and eat ginger nuts:mad: fuming

I ride my beast with pride and dont give a rats arse about my chicken strips...they are mine.....and if they house a nation of little folks, then so be it pinkelly

I ride for me and no bugger else

I was born to ride and ride to stay sane..................once without a bike, I learned about the padded cell, stars

it is bloody boring pokefun

and too damn quite and terribly hard to get out....but I know how, I do, I do, i do ....you pretend to be cured and make your little friends behave ( cause they hate it there as well) deal

and above all DONT LICK THE WINDOW loony

Guest Sun May 30 2010, 09:35

Well - if its not my Sir Galahad - i had made up my mind i wasn't going to post for a bit - but after you suffered a case of mistaken identity on my behalf i feel it only polite to officially welcome you to the site - even if its not strictly speaking my place to do so Laughing

Hello Jax - welcome to the site - there are some good people on here (tho your's truly is probably not thought of as one of them - as you probably gathered i appear to be thought of as a slightly loose cannon, full of opinions who engages mouth before brain Rolling Eyes

, just call me Fergie green smile

)- look around and enjoy - btw what is your chariot of choice now?

Regards,
Suzie

PS ......... godforsaken cuntry ..... is that a deliberate pun or just a case of dodgy spelling pmsl

**howlingdog** Sun May 30 2010, 09:53

Ezzy's Mum! wrote:Well - if its not my Sir Galahad - i had made up my mind i wasn't going to post for a bit - but after you suffered a case of mistaken identity on my behalf i feel it only polite to officially welcome you to the site - even if its not strictly speaking my place to do so but the first welcome is always the sweetest

Hello Jax - welcome to the site - there are some good people on here (tho your's truly is probably not thought of as one of them - as you probably gathered i appear to be thought of as a slightly loose cannon, full of opinions who engages mouth before brain tis the best and most honest way, just call me Fergie )- look around and enjoy - btw what is your chariot of choice now?

Regards,
Suzie

PS ......... godforsaken cuntry ..... is that a deliberate pun or just a case of dodgy spelling

well hello fergie salute

a loose cannon huh? And I the lighter of fuses..................I see a joining of minds....a new level of havoc..................... pmsl

ahhh you picked up on my not so dodgy spelling

the beast I ride is called gypsy and is a GSX1400........a sweet and sexy thing with a sting in the tail

**Wild-Kat-Wolf** Sun May 30 2010, 10:11

Well hello and welcome to the chaos great

Nice to see another person who knows about licking windows.... thought that was just me.... sometimes it's so hard to maintain control.....!! I'm Suzie's twin... separated at birth (well almost!), and as you will see, her and I tend to be on the same wavelength/page pretty much most of the time..... whether that's a good or a bad thing.... who cares lol! Twisted Evil

Hope to catch you at a rideout sometime, when I venture across the border again to cause havoc Rolling Eyes

Fi

**SteveCat** Sun May 30 2010, 10:24

Greetings Jack

**howlingdog** Sun May 30 2010, 10:31

Wild-Kat-Wolf wrote:Well hello and welcome to the chaos

Nice to see another person who knows about licking windows.... thought that was just me.... sometimes it's so hard to maintain control.....!! I'm Suzie's twin... separated at birth (well almost!), and as you will see, her and I tend to be on the same wavelength/page pretty much most of the time..... whether that's a good or a bad thing.... who cares lol!

Hope to catch you at a rideout sometime, when I venture across the border again to cause havoc

Fi

helllooooo Fi

did you know you possibly had a triplet ....I was thrown out with the dirty sheets and noooo one knew

I am sure you will meet me on a ride out and I will make a point of seeking out you two lovely ladies Wink

dont worry I bat for the other team

Guest Sun May 30 2010, 10:38

howlingdog wrote:a loose cannon huh? And I the lighter of fuses..................I see a joining of minds....a new level of havoc.....................

the beast I ride is called gypsy and is a GSX1400

Ooh big bike then - i'd need a box to get on that - a mate of mine has one of those and let me sit on it (ooer missus) it was quite hilarious trying to get on it in the first place - nice comfy seat tho!
howlingdog wrote:I'm Suzie's twin... separated at birth (well almost!), same wavelength/page pretty much most of the time..... whether that's a good or a bad thing.... who cares lol!
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Fi is the older more eviler one tho

I will make a point of seeking out you two lovely ladies dont worry I bat for the other team

now you got my blonde braincells thinking - are you the female equivalent of 'a boy named sue' or something??? I know a bloke called Shirley - are you a girl called John?? (must be the spanish in you if so ???)

No matter - hope you manage to get on some rideouts anyway - i'm interested in seeing these slow speed cs!

**howlingdog** Sun May 30 2010, 10:50

Ezzy's Mum! wrote:
howlingdog wrote:a loose cannon huh? And I the lighter of fuses..................I see a joining of minds....a new level of havoc.....................

the beast I ride is called gypsy and is a GSX1400

Ooh big bike then - i'd need a box to get on that - a mate of mine has one of those and let me sit on it (ooer missus) it was quite hilarious trying to get on it in the first place - nice comfy seat tho!

oh yes its a comfy seat alright infact I get such pleasure from the throbbing of the engine pulsating throught the seat always leaves me satisifed after every ride
howlingdog wrote:I'm Suzie's twin... separated at birth (well almost!), same wavelength/page pretty much most of the time..... whether that's a good or a bad thing.... who cares lol!
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Fi is the older more eviler one tho

I will make a point of seeking out you two lovely ladies dont worry I bat for the other team

now you got my blonde braincells thinking - are you the female equivalent of 'a boy named sue' or something??? I know a bloke called Shirley - are you a girl called John?? (must be the spanish in you if so ???)

No matter - hope you manage to get on some rideouts anyway - i'm interested in seeing these slow speed cs!

my on my your mind is quick..............it often takes months for people to realise that I am infact a girl named john. Its the native american/ italian on my maternal grandfathers side ......every first born was called john howard....I sort of messed that up cause i came out without a willy....after much debate within the family I was eventually allowed to be called jack

**Wild-Kat-Wolf** Sun May 30 2010, 11:31

Ezzy's Mum wrote:
Fi is the older more eviler one tho

Oi!! I resemble that remark - you're not THAT far behind me though Suzie Wink

.... however I still feel about 21.... and probably have a mental age even less than that! As for eviler.... well I prefer to call it...... minxy!! I'm just a girl who likes a bit of fun...... naughty

Looking forward to catching up (though not literally!!) with you on a rideout Jax Wink

Fi

(see still able to ride my broom stick.... must get the vibration sorted out though!! 18 Cert

No zimmer for me yet!!)

**0ldcat** Sun May 30 2010, 12:03

Welcome , John , errr Jack errr Jax , The lighter of fuses Smile

Great to have you on board. Long may your powder stay dry and your taper glow Twisted Evil

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Oh dear, the third "twin" now we really are in the do do Laughing

. . . . . I can (mentaly) see the fellas running for the hills as I type lachen

So , not only did I whoops on the name I got the gender wrong too . . . D'oh slap'ed

. . . .

Look forward to seeing you on a ride out sometime with yer trusty steed.

Cheers clink

Tel

**Rosco** Sun May 30 2010, 15:01

Howling dog Eh???

I'm sure you're lovely.

Can't remember if beauty is proportional or inversely proportional to the size of your chicken strips.

Fuse lit.........stand back!

Anyway ...... I'm a howler with still a little bit of chicken left...welcome to the site.

Cheers
Rosco

**howlingdog** Sun May 30 2010, 16:58

thank you for the welcome

Rosco wrote:Howling dog Eh??? OK screaming bitch if you must

I'm sure you're lovely. YEP I am 5ft 10 tall with a 33inside leg..........with red hair down to me bum

Can't remember if beauty is proportional or inversely proportional to the size of your chicken strips. DOES IT MATTER?

Fuse lit.........stand back! WORD OF WARNING.....ALWAYS CHECK WHATS IN THE KEG AND HOW LONG THE FUSE IS
Anyway ...... I'm a howler with still a little bit of chicken left...welcome to the site.

Cheers
Rosco

Oldcat if them fellas feel like running to the hills ponder

....warn them to get a shift on hehe

tis spring and the sun is on my back........... shit happens

**yamahamad** Sun May 30 2010, 19:05

Hello & welcome.

**andyb** Sun May 30 2010, 19:38

Welcome the forum clink

**Panzerbuilder** Sun May 30 2010, 20:52

Welcome Jack.

With a team of three now, is that enough to be classed as a pack? Us MSPs will have to be watching out, especially on the trips out. 2 redheads and a blonde.

Quite a powder keg! girlpower

Hopefully we'll get to see you on the TOL?

Anyway welcome and enjoy.

**howlingdog** Mon May 31 2010, 08:38

which of the other 2 is a red head?????????

I am so looking forward to meeting you lot

now today I am going out on the prowl with the beastly gypsy........so if any of you see a blue/white GSX14 please wave cause my lovelies it may just be me..............................by the way if spotted by a cafe or burger wagon I DRINK COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF COFFEE shit happens

well tis time to journey forth into the unknown girl_witch

oh and hi panzerbuilder........................if you build them can I drive one??????????????? paraangel

**Wild-Kat-Wolf** Mon May 31 2010, 12:37

Lol, I'm the other redhead.... well, actually red and black, at the moment.... but it has, on occassion been brown, auburn, blonde, pink, plum, orange, red and black (but not all at once!)..... it really just depends what sort of mood I'm in.... though it's been red/black for a while now. stars

And before anyone starts..... no the collars and cuffs DON'T match!! shit happens

Hope you had a great rideout and have managed to get your caffeine quota up to scratch

Catch you soon

Fi girl_witch

**howlingdog** Mon May 31 2010, 18:27

caffine levels well up

my collar and cuffs do match shit happens

great ride out met a couple of mates the ride home was marred by accident related road closures that added a good hour onto my return ride

saw a few cats in a group heading from milton keynes towards buckinham at around 10am then in the opposite direction at around 4pm and not one of them returned my wave :( .......I was going in the opposing direction both times

**JDM** Mon May 31 2010, 18:47

Howling Dog appears to be quite appropriate as you seem to be Barkin' Mad from what i've read so far!! Shocked

And i'm sure much more to come as well, but welcome to the site, i've not had pleasure of a ride with any of the members so far, but sure you will not be alone in your padded cell of madness with this lot!! Enjoy

**howlingdog** Mon May 31 2010, 19:58

JDM
be scared, be very scared ............................I am not to far away from you ........maybe 30 mins fnarfnar

shush john .........he's speaking to Jax........leave her alone................ stars

Hi JDM ...you are fairy near where I hide....might see you about in the not to distant future angel

**0ldcat** Mon May 31 2010, 20:36

Barking . . . . . . loony

tis I .............belated salutations Dogbarking

**JDM** Mon May 31 2010, 20:38

Where abouts are you then?? I'll hopefully have mine back on the road by thursday and hopefully get bassetts/waterman runs in soon! If you see me about, please don't be scary!! But suppose depends who's personality winning at the time hey, John or Jax??

**howlingdog** Mon May 31 2010, 21:05

while John sleeps I will tell you that we are 17 miles from stratford if you go that way or 21 if you go the other..................but today it was 238miles

**JDM** Tue Jun 01 2010, 07:28

howlingdog wrote:while John sleeps I will tell you that we are 17 miles from stratford if you go that way or 21 if you go the other......??????????

Does that make any sense? scratch

I'm thinkin' not!! ponder

I'm thinkin John needs waking as obviously better than Jax at directions etc.!! great

**howlingdog** Tue Jun 01 2010, 07:50

JDM wrote:
howlingdog wrote:while John sleeps I will tell you that we are 17 miles from stratford if you go that way or 21 if you go the other......??????????

Does that make any sense?
I'm thinkin' not!!
I'm thinkin John needs waking as obviously better than Jax at directions etc.!!

Tut at you........you have no sence of adventure
when I go on my travels I might get lost....oh so very lost but after a couple of hours I get there....ok a mappy thing on this confounded machine said 20 mins...but to ride with me is a ride on the wild side of life pmsl

an I not talking to john ...he's too sencible....he acts like our 49 years...stuffy old fart shit happens

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