Well hello...

Well, I've finally gone and done it, I'm now the proud owner of a shiny shiny red 99 thunderpuss :bounce:

Only just got it, so go easy on me...

I know of a few of you already - my fellow Tart on Tour is WKW so I've heard many many stories (muhahahahahah) - also heard how Fiona and Suzie keep you all in check I'm sure I met (scared) Rosco at a bike show a year or so back too...

I'm already the third ladybird on the Big Mac shenanigan, hopefully be up to speed and have air traffic control clearance by then

Sláinte

OMG , are you Fi's friend ? You poor thing , but never mind at least you have lovely new Cat to compensate Welcome aboard x
John.

Hi Linz

Welcome aboard and congrats on such a great purchase.
Love the bumpy sign

Yes I was quite scared at the bike show as Fiona was introducing me to her pals. I'm sure you must have been the sane one.

Hopefully catch up with you and Fi sometime soon.

We've got 3 and a bit months to find another girlie to share the girlie room at Big Mac......otherwise I'll need to bring my nighty

Cheers
Rosco

Red Baron and Red Rex :bounce:


Shiny shiny shiny Red Baron


...The iridium purpley screen is going for a start, but I love him

Thanks for the welcome guys... John (you are so in trouble now btw!), it's tough knowing Fiona, it's soooo dull, we never have any laughs and and and she even FORCES me to eat Banofiiiiiiii pie (breathe in, bugger, they don't fit) She's a fab best bud

Rosco... Nooooo I'm not the sane one, I'm half the reason you were traumatised! Being stood with us either side of you can be a scary experience... I'm the daft 6ft, far north lass (I'm from Caithness) So I reckon you don't remember me heheheh. I thought you WERE the fourth girly, going by yer pic it looks like you have a silky number already!

Valkyrie

Welcome Ohlins,

Nice shiney shiney bike. Not much wrong with the iridium screen imo, but s' your bike

Was just thinking "Oh NO! " Triplets . . . . you don't know suzzie too do you ?

Good to have you on board

After my comment ,last night , Fi threatened to spank me - promises promises Lovely bike - I have an all Red Cat too - do you not like your purple screen ?

Tries to remember Holy Grail Castle Anthrax sketch...

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! A spanking! A spanking!

I'm not that keen on the purpley screen... I'm thinking of going smoked or red... I have plaaaans, well once I'm less skint and have spent all summer riding him, I'm hoping over the winter to have acquired nice shiny bits and hopefully manage to do a nice paintjob... I've got a design in my head for Fiona's too... I'm a woman of many talents you see, spraying being one of them, but I can paint and draw, have done a few motorcycle racing paintings in my time

I've met Suzie too... you're all doooooomed I tell ye, dooooooomed!

Hi & welcome. Are you attending the seaways meet tomorrow with fi? Paul.

Hey Paul,

Alas no, bit too far for me to go at the moment and I'm working on Monday

Which means extra choccies for Suzie and Fi... (I hear you're the Milk Tray man)(hubba)

Lins

Welcome on board. Yet another of the fair sex to keep all us downtrodden folk even more UTT!

Hopefully you'll be down on the TOL and we can get to see the shiny bits in the flesh. Oh plus the bike!

TTFN.

Well hoofookinray ......... what took you so bleedin long - i had visions of having to listen to fi belching and snoring in her sleep all by myself on BM .......... girls on tour ....... if you lot think me and fi were bad on our own watch and learn .... you'll be thinking you wish you hadn't moaned so much............ could've done with you on here a while ago tho Linz - DBD was having problem putting his nice red shiny thing back together

she made me eat half a pie too

Ezzy's Mum! wrote: i had visions of having to listen to fi belching and snoring in her sleep all by myself on BM

Err excuse me...... laydeeez don't belch

Ezzy's Mum! wrote: she made me eat half a pie too

and tbh I don't remember having to twist your arm..... I rest my case

Wooo hooo BM...... BRING IT ON!!! :whoop:

Fi xxx

I had slight technical hitches aka not being paid

Ahem, don't be surprised if I'm not with you enjoying Fi's snorring... in all my racing tart years, I think I've made it back to my tent/room/crash spot once ... altho technically once I did land ON my tent and another time conked out on the tarmac by one of the racebikes with a tankbag as a pillow... Oh and I'm a lightweight now

I did attempt to help DBD with his duc... I was offering my services and shouting destructions to Fi whilst she was in chat harassing him... I've seen photographic evidence of the beast, so his screws are no longer loose :whoop:

She made me eat pie too... it's just a ploy to slow us down!

In fairness to her she did send half a pie down the road with me - bum that reminds me, meant to ask you to bring me tattie scones tomorrow fi DOH

and you're right - we don't belch - we're just a tad bloated on occasions

Oh God !!

I see a dark but hilarious future. Swapping strange places to (and having) slept.

The very thought of a Fi - Linz - Suzie link up strikes TERROR into the very soul

Though pies would seem to be a good distraction tac-tic

Welcome along

looks like this place is gonna get interesting like tel say's

Welcome aboard

Welcome!

Come in, sit down and Enjoy!


Ellie

Welcome





(probably a good idea I don't say much at this point )

Thanks for the welcome guys... have already braved the chat room...

@ Steve... unlike last night you mean?

Lins

Hi Lins - welcome from me too (rather belated - wow, so many welcomes to catch up on!!!) Sounds like you're settling in well!! I'm really looking fwd to meeting everyone - being a newie myself and not having had chance to join in on anything yet! (Pie/cake is always a good addition to any ride!!!! )

Ruth

Hey Ruth,

Thanks for the welcome, hope yer having a fabby weekend so far

Mmmm cake, could do with some cake right now actually, typically don't have any, erse! Hope you manage to catch up with ppl too!

Lins